We
have created a new interactive web page that shows
the sites that are linked to the Clinic. Carolyn's
Clinic has been off line for almost a week due to a daring daylight raid.
To view the picture of the suspects, click on the "NEW" button.
The long awaited Clinic report on Seti at Home Stats
Addiction has just come out. .
You can now search the Clinic web site to quickly
find the help that you need. Just click on the button.
Carolyn's Clinic was established in May
of 1999 and is located just minutes from Columbus, Ohio. We have become
one of the world's leading internet treatment facilities for diseases and
psychosis that afflict people who run the Seti at Home program for
extended periods of time.
Some of the more common problems that the Clinic has treatment
programs for include:
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depression due to slow processing of work units |
| work unit withdrawal (WUW) normally caused by a breakdown
of the Seti at Home server |
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low self esteem due to a low standing in the Seti at Home
statistics |
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panic attacks caused by being forcefully rejected, with
error messages, by the Seti
at Home server |
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paranoia attacks caused by believing that the Seti at Home
program is a government plot that is keeping track of all information on
your computer and/or is a program run primarily by aliens who are inhabiting
the planet already and using the Seti at Home software to gather information
that will be useful when it comes time to assimilate all intelligent life on
earth |
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hallucinations caused by watching the Seti at Home screen
saver for extended periods of time |
